🏳️🌈mike🇺🇲
Kansas Counties with 1,000 SARS-CoV-2 cases:
Seward +1,252 -4
Leavenworth +1,519 -9
Shawnee +1,712 -19
Finney +1,801 -11
Ford +2,106 -10
Wyandotte 5,137 -107
Sedgwick +5,213 -47
Johnson +6,228 -106
Lyrics adapted from "I Like Ike"
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Singers:
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MIKE for Washington.
MIKE for Washington.
MIKE for Washington.
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You like MIKE.
I like MIKE.
Everybody likes MIKE for Washington.
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Bring out the flags.
Beat out the drums.
We'll take MIKE to Washington.
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Standing with our president,
Michaël Söetaert represents
PRO-LIFE, farming, ranching families.
Kansas votes for Mike.
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You like MIKE.
I like MIKE.
Everybody likes MIKE for Washington.
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Bring out the flags.
Beat out the drums.
We'll take MIKE to Washington.
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Fighting for OUR way of life!
Guarding 2nd ammendment rights.
1st Protecting unborn life!
Kansas votes for MIKE.
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You like MIKE.
I like MIKE.
Everybody likes MIKE for Washington.
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Bring out the flags.
Beat out the drums.
We'll take MIKE to Washington.
We'll take MIKE to Washington!
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Announcer:
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Now is the time for all good Kansans
to come to the aid of their state.
© 2020 Michaël Söetaert
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If OUR campaign were a political cocktail,
the recipe would be something like this:
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Like the Wizard of Oz, that Toto discovers behind the curtain, I am authentic, genuine and real. I realize that I'm not grandiose or special, but it's the truth. I am just like every other Kansas farming and ranching kid. My life has always been rather messy and unkempt. If you are seeking a perfect or squeaky clean candidate, you will be disappointed with my raw wounds and endless mistakes. Complicated politics are nothing new to me. I'm not perfect! Yes, I have issues. Despite multiple attempts by myself and others, I still have a pulse. Attempted suicide failed. Homicidal thugs failed. I was clinically dead at least once. Surgeons successfully completed open heart & gastro-intestinal surgery. When, I CAME OUT in college, I left with the intention of NEVER returning. My parents were deeply ashamed and embarrassed that I was OUT. They really wanted me to disappear forever. I complied. I have my share of dirty laundry! It could easily be said that I am the long lost black sheep or prodigal son without exaggerating or stretching the truth! However, I'm very much alive and running as an OUT REPUBLICAN 1st for the Kansas BIG 1st congressional district."
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I'm not perfect, but I'm perfect for Kansas!
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May be reprinted at will with copyright credit:
© 2020 Michaël Söetaert for Congress 2020
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